[peter92305]

I'd love to apply for a job as Mr. Willie's understudy for when he's indisposed. What qualifications do I need to apply, other than having an impressively sized todger?

It wouldn't do me much good in the case of Jodie, however, as she is one of the models who refuses Willie's advances and won't allow him in the room when she is performing. It's a shame 'cause i'd love to splash some of my treacle over Jodie's bottom.