Shauna Knocked Out, Stripped, Bound & Gagged

I've just realised that although i've been talking about this scurrilous family feud for the past 3 days, i've not once mentioned the stimulating richly lace-embellished slip that Shauna is wearing. I'm sure that the top of the garment will be every bit as sperm inducing as the rest, except that we can't see it because the Scarlett Pimpernel bandit has wrenched it down so that she can massage her tits.

I think her chances of St. Peter one day letting her through those Pearly Gates is fast disappearing as every incident chalks up another black mark on her scoresheet!
Her best chance of getting in now is to learn to play THE HARP. Harpists are always in short supply up there and can cut corners when her case is considered.

The only other option is to tell St.Peter that you're a GILLINGHAM TOWN F.C. supporter in the hope that he might take pity on you and let you in__!!