Shauna Knocked Out, Stripped, Bound & Gagged

I've just realised that although i've been talking about this scurrilous family feud for the past 3 days, i've not once mentioned the stimulating richly lace-embellished slip that Shauna is wearing. I'm sure that the top of the garment will be every bit as sperm inducing as the rest, except that we can't see it because the Scarlett Pimpernel bandit has wrenched it down so that she can massage her tits.

I think her chances of St. Peter one day letting her through those Pearly Gates is fast disappearing as every incident chalks up another black mark on her scoresheet!
Her best chance of getting in now is to learn to play THE HARP. Harpists are always in short supply up there and can cut corners when her case is considered.

The only other option is to tell St.Peter that you're a GILLINGHAM TOWN F.C. supporter in the hope that he might take pity on you and let you in__!!

[megaton]

Originally Posted by peter92305

I've just realised that although i've been talking about this scurrilous family feud for the past 3 days, i've not once mentioned the stimulating richly lace-embellished slip that Shauna is wearing. I'm sure that the top of the garment will be every bit as sperm inducing as the rest, except that we can't see it because the Scarlett Pimpernel bandit has wrenched it down so that she can massage her tits.

I think her chances of St. Peter one day letting her through those Pearly Gates is fast disappearing as every incident chalks up another black mark on her scoresheet!
Her best chance of getting in now is to learn to play THE HARP. Harpists are always in short supply up there and can cut corners when her case is considered.

The only other option is to tell St.Peter that you're a GILLINGHAM TOWN F.C. supporter in the hope that he might take pity on you and let you in__!!

Send Annabelle to Priestfield and she can tie up the other teams. Then the Gills can get 3 points and start climbing up the league

I've just found out that Gillingham Town F.C. is in the Dorset league and is another club altogether. What i should have said was GILLINGHAM F.C. whose home ground is in Kent.

Thank goodness i saw it before Annabelle---she'd have crucified me. Russ was very considerate, ( he's a Kentish chap as well )--- he didn't want to embarrass me by drawing attention to it. He has soared in my estimation !!( although it probably won't last long!! )

[peril fan]

How did this get heaven and then into football, the thought of girls stripping and putting the bandit in bondage would be my idea of heaven and maybe the girls would like it,if the bandit turned out to be a male then maybe the girls would be playing a different ball game to football.
These replies are very amusing all the same.

Originally Posted by peril fan

How did this get heaven and then into football,

Life moves on like an ever evolving circle.

I think we are getting a bit bored with all this bandit nonsense. I would suggest that on a scale of 1 to 10 it's not quite as interesting as an all night political debate on the future of BREXIT_!!

The fact is the Bandit has about as much chance of becoming a respected member of society as i've got of ever seeing the Aurora Borealis over the Epsom Downs!