Helen Stephens, a Damsel in Distress

[megaton]

Muhahahahahaha

Originally Posted by megaton

Muhahahahahaha

I used to go out with a red Indian squaw whose name was very similar to that!
Each night when sun went down behind mountain tops, and moon made it's lazy way across the night sky, we go in wig-wam and play naughty games and have much mischievous nooky.
Those were wonderful days!

It's true she was a bit smelly, but you have to make allowances for the lack of washing facilities on hand. What didn't help of course, was the fact that everyone used buffalo dung as a deoderant ___ !!!