Helen Stephens, a Damsel in Distress

Originally Posted by megaton

Muhahahahahaha

I used to go out with a red Indian squaw whose name was very similar to that!
Each night when sun went down behind mountain tops, and moon made it's lazy way across the night sky, we go in wig-wam and play naughty games and have much mischievous nooky.
Those were wonderful days!